a sexy gourd...

... from the Martin Parr postcards book.

May my allotment pumpkins be as fruitful and alluring as this.

The Caravan Gallery's roundup of traditional English gardens

Some Anti-inspiration courtesy of the brilliant roving photography project:
the caravan gallery

If your garden looks like one of these, drop me an email! I can help you!

Very Important Moss

Moss is a prized asset in many Japanese gardens, such as the garden of the Ginkakuji Temple in Kyoto, where these (very usefully translated) signs are found:

Here's the very important moss (like VIP) in action at Ginkakuji: